{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
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Markham Spofforth was a British solicitor and political agent. He was Principal Agent of the Conservative Party from 1859 to 1870. A close adviser to Benjamin Disraeli, he rebuilt the Conservative Party's system of agents in the constituencies, which had been destroyed in the party split of 1846. He came to know Disraeli after being the assistant to Philip Rose, Disraeli's personal lawyer and the Conservative party's first agent. Spofforth took over the role as Principal Agent when Rose had to resign in 1859 following accusations of corruption.
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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